MC.Princess> Yo what's taking Marina so long?
MC.Princess> That reminds me, we can check in on 8
using our video link, but you can't see us, right cap?
CraigCuttlefish> thats correct
MC.Princess> So you probably can't tell but just between you
and me, Marina's kind of a weirdo. She's like freakishly tall and
way to smart for her own good
MC.Princess> just the other day she built an entire battle stage
all by herself. It had huge floating rocks and everything.
Crazy right?
CraigCuttlefish> making rocks float
CraigCuttlefish> thats octo tech
MC.Princess> What do you mean?
CraigCuttlefish> you know. the octarian menace
MC.Princess> You mean those guys who lost the
Great Turf War forever ago? We learned about them in
school, but like...
MC.Princess> Hold up. You're not sayin Marina is working
for the Octarian army. Are you?
CraigCuttlefish> i think you need to see this.
its from my top secret octarian dossier
Gen 83 - Octoling combat engineer (whereabouts unknown)
CLASSIFIED
•Age 6: Enrolled in the elementary training
program at Slimeskin Garrison.
•Age 9: Skipped multiple grades.
Took only advanced courses. Graduated.
•Age 10: Member of Flooder design team
(fully automated cleaning weapon).
•Age 13: Joined Slimeskin Garrison.
Specialized in improving Great Octoweapons.
•Age 16: Assigned to DJ Octavio's wasabi supply unit.
Earned multiple commendations.
•Same year: Went AWOL after coming within audible range
of the Calamari Inkantation sung by the New Squidbeak
Splatoon. According to witness interviews, she said
"This changes everything," before vanishing.
CraigCuttlefish> Marina Ida
MC.Princess> member of Flooder design team?
CraigCuttlefish> those flooders are ruthless splatting machines
they did in Agent 3 more times than i can count
MC.Princess> WHAT. Nah, Marina would never design
something like that
CraigCuttlefish> its right there in the file
MC.Princess> now that you mention it, Marina IS totally
obsessed with machines. And she's definitely the hardest
working person i know
CraigCuttlefish> sounds exactly like the octos i fought in the
war
MC.Princess> The battle stages she makes involve traps and
stuff where you float, and you don't see things like that
anywhere else...
CraigCuttlefish> only octarian military has that technology
im telling you
MC.Princess> Huh, so Marina is involved with the Octarian
military? I just...
MC.Princess> OH SNAP I remember her saying something
bout the Calamari Inkantation changing her life!
and it's right there in the file!
CraigCuttlefish> that song has powers no one can explain
no fan of that song is a foe of mine
MC.Princess> Right?! She might have some skeletons in her
closet, but who doesn't am i right? Marina is one of the
best people i know.
CraigCuttlefish> i guess shes okay
for an octo
MC.Princess> I swear, cuttlefish. If you try
to splat Marina I WILL CUT A FISH.
U GOT THAT?
CraigCuttlefish> i um ok
MC.Princess> Good. Keep your head in the game, 8.