CraigCuttlefish> My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't
cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.
MC.Princess> Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap
◼Webmaster◼> DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom.
DJ_Hyperfresh> Hey! 𝅘𝅥𝅮
MC.Princess> Yooo
CraigCuttlefish> Hello there
DJ_Hyperfresh> What are you guys up to?
MC.Princess> Just workshopping some rhymes
MC.Princess> The captain decided he wants to be a rapper,
but he's not exactly comin correct with these rhymes yet
CraigCuttlefish> No fan of hip-hop is a foe of mine.
I don't see genre.
DJ_Hyperfresh> I know! Let's look at one of Pearl's old verses.
Back before she knew anything about meter or rhythm...
Who need friends on this dark, cold night?
Not this rhymin' soldier-I'm a stark, bold knight!
On a higher level up here, can you feel me?
This Pearl's one of a kind, but my fam knows the real me!CraigCuttlefish> Ooh this is on fire.
You are a sickly rapper Pearl.
MC.Princess> Thanks?
MC.Princess> This is back when I was first comin up,
before Marina and I met. I may not have known what
I was doing, but I had heart
MC.Princess> Haha, remember this one? It only sold like
1000 copies...digital AND physical
rec_bow_down_ball_gig08.mp8
DJ_Hyperfresh> I always liked this one...
What's it called again?
MC.Princess> "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin"
DJ_Hyperfresh> LOL that's right. I remember the stations
refused to play it. For obvious reasons.
MC.Princess> But right after that we formed Off the Hook and
recorded Ebb & Flow. That song sold like crabby cakes
CraigCuttlefish> Off what hook now?
MC.Princess> You seriously don't know? Geez old man. It's the
name of the group me and Marina are in
CraigCuttlefish> Is it fresh?
MC.Princess> is it fresh? Come on my dude
MC.Princess> But furreal tho, the reviews of our first show
had me worried for a minute there
DJ_Hyperfresh> Yeah, they described me as
"the tall exotic-looking girl standing next to Pearl."
MC.Princess> BAHAHA
MC.Princess> Yeah, after that first show, the few fans I had
kinda fell off
MC.Princess> But we won em back eventually.
MC.Princess> Good thing we did, or this Inkopolis News gig
never woulda happened
DJ_Hyperfresh> Yeah, luckily our fourth single was a hit,
right around the time Callie and Marie decided to move on
MC.Princess> We got really lucky with that Squid Sisters timing
CraigCuttlefish> Squid Sisters?
MC.Princess> Yeah cap, aren't those your grandkids?
MC.Princess> You know...
MC.Princess> 
CraigCuttlefish> That reminds me. I should probably check in
with them soon.
MC.Princess> They're probs worried about you
DJ_Hyperfresh> I'm sure they're keeping busy. I mean, their
solo careers got so big, they outgrew Inkopolis News!
MC.Princess> Yo we've gotta up our networking game for real.
We can't do Inkopolis News forever
DJ_Hyperfresh> Well we already have an offer from
Humpback Pump Track to shoot a commercial.
Once you learn how to ride without training wheels, of course.
MC.Princess> ...